I want Kid Flash flirting with Robin with very bad pick up lines: “You can hack my motion sensors any day”, “I saw your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!”, “If I followed you home, would you keep me?”, “Did you get that body at McDonalds? Because ‘I’m lovin it’”, “I’ve heard milk is good for the body, but DAMN how much did you drink?!” just go wild on this hahaha, really Robin must be getting annoyed.
Anon would like to humbly request fic in which Wally asks Dick out at the most inappropriate time. Whether it’s during a mission, prepping with Batman, a meeting with all 16 members of the Justice League, whatever.
In the comic Robin: Year One, early on in his career as Robin, he (to simplify things) got the shit kicked out of him by Two Face. Nearly died. Bruce responded by… firing him. To protect him, but in his socially stunted way, which ended with Dick running away because he figured without a partner, Bruce didn’t need him as a son.
Young Justice will apparently deal with Dick’s age and vulnerability at some point.
So I’d love to see a fic where Dick is very badly injured… and is all ‘no I’ll get fired!’, and the team reacting to this ridiculousness. I mean, he did give that whole batman would have been unimpressed moment… I figure his priorities seem a bit screwy.